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- "I went into a McDonald’s yesterday and said, «I’d like some fries.» The girl at the counter said, «Would you like some fries with that?»" - Jay Leno) - "My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside." - Roseanne - "Don’t knock masturbation, it’s sex with someone I love." - Woody Allen - "It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens." - Woody Allen - "I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it’s fantastic." - Woody Allen - "I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it." - George Carlin - "Have you ever noticed, in traffic, anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac!" - George Carlin - "You know you must be doing something right if old people like you." - Dave Chappelle - "I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it... details >>>

- "I was the best man at the wedding. If I’m the best man, why is she marrying him?" - "What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you’ll wind up naked." - "You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, «See if you can blow this out.»" - "Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom." - "Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge." - "Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason." - "Why do they call it a “building”? It looks like they’re finished. Why isn’t it a “built”?" - "Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no... details >>>

1. "Borrow money from a pessimist – they don’t expect it back" - Unknown 2. "Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot." - Unknown 3. "Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings." - Unknown 4. "I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying." - Oscar Wilde 5. "Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers." - Homer Simpson 6. "I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - Whitney Brown 7. "When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity." - Albert Einstein 8. "Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them is making a poop, the other one is carrying... details >>>

Revista Forbes a realizat de curand un top  al celor mai bogati barbati de la Hollywood, in care  George Lucas a iesit pe primul loc cu castiguri de 170 de milioane de dolari in perioada iunie 2008 - iunie 2009. Pe locul doi s-a clasat regizorul... details >>>

Top501 World: Why Is This Movie Called Bees posted at Articles.Top501.nu - More! Videos!     My idea He ismuch too powerful. Each of you IX ostensibly remained World where Yorek laura torrisi calendario why is this movie called be... details >>>

If something is out of the question, it is not possible or not allowed. Some Excerpts: From TV shows, movies and novels   Seinfeld  Michael Richards (Cosmo Kramer) used the phrase “out of the question” while talking to Jerry Seinfeld (Jer... details >>>

If a person calls the shots, it means he or she makes all the important decisions. Some Excerpts: From TV shows, movies and novels 24 Carlos Bernard(Tony Almeida) used the phrase “call the shots” while talking to Paul Schulze(Ryan Chappelle... details >>>

The phrase "Don't sweat it" means don't worry about it. Some Excerpts: From TV shows, movies and novels Seinfeld Michael Richards(Cosmo Kramer) used the phrase “Don't sweat it” while talking to Jerry Seinfeld(Jerry Seinfeld) in the popular... details >>>

Top501 IT: The Mac-PC war dance now a McCain-Obama stand-in posted at Articles.Top501.nu. More or Videos The much larger pile represents Vista advertising spending and a smaller pie is for fixing Vista. In one swift punch below the belt, Apple pr... details >>>

Top501 IT: The Mac-PC war dance now a McCain-Obama stand-in posted at Articles.Top501.nu. More or Videos The much larger pile represents Vista advertising spending and a smaller pie is for fixing Vista. In one swift punch below the belt, Apple pr... details >>>